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VIDEO: Brave Man Carries A Van Atop His Adamantium Ford Focus. Because Why Not?

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Jim Kem November 11, 2015 15:03

Let's be clear from the get go, this was not the wacky result of an accident. There are conventional ways to transport a car, or in this case a Renault van. The irony lies in the fact that a van is precisely suited to carrying stuff. But what is ideal for carrying a van besides a flatbed tow truck, a big forklift, and, perhaps, the Hulk? 

According to the driver of this first-generation Ford Focus, the answer is a good old hatchback. It is thought that this footage may have been recorded in the Spanish town of Zamora, since the man filming uttered the name while he was passing by the fully-loaded Ford. 

To the driver of this van-carrying car - first of all, his dark blue Ford can admirably handle all the weight, which is pretty astounding. Kudos there. How? Our guess is it's infused with admantium (like Wolverine's claws). Secondly, how did he hoist it up there? Anyone's guess. Thirdly, how in goodness is that van, which is wider and longer than the Focus, even staying balanced? Gotta be witchcraft. 

Lastly, what made him think this was the most obvious solution? Much alcohol and misplaced confidence, we reckon. It's hilarious, either way. Also very dangerous. 

So many questions. So little time. Let’s just marvel at this scene that seems to defy the laws of physics. 

 

About Jim Kem

"So if I push my leg down on this lever-thing, I'll somehow go faster? Woah.". I was 10 years old, and hooked. I spent a lot of my youth sketching cars and perfecting my monthly dream garage within a daydream - occasionally interjected with a chase scene, obviously. Cars move me. Things I can't get enough of: Porsches and torque.

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